BREAKING: SCOTTY IS OUTIE
Breaking news: Taking Josh Bolten up on his offer to head for the exits, Scott McClellan has just resigned as White House press secretary.
See? We told you so. Stick with us, kids, and you'll be okay.
The announcement is being televised from the South Lawn. President Bush is thanking McClellan for his service. McClellan is standing next to the president, smiling a tight, awkward smile. He doesn't look like that happy a camper.
Money quote from the president: "One of these days he and I are gonna be in rocking chairs in Texas, talkin' about the good old days."
More TK -- including gossip about possible replacements for Scotty, the reasons for and timing of his departure, etc...