BREAKING: TONY BLANKLEY NOT DESTROYING AMERICAN HERITAGE, NOMINATES WONKETTE FOR PULITZER

Tony Blankley supports the Danes, hopes they stay in Denmark.


Breathless update! Tony Blankley writes in to set the record straight -- unlike those other immigrants, Tony was pronounced A-OK by Uncle Sam!

You correctly cite my opposition to illegal immigration, but chastise me for not then deporting myself back to England--from whence I came. Your error, pardonable though it may be, is to assume I am an illegal immigrant. Otherwise, of course, your entire comment would be demagoguery of the rankest order--which heaven forfend it surely couldn't be.

We point out only that Mr. Buchanan seeks a much tighter quota even on so-called "legal" immigration, and he surely would warn us of the dangers to our shared Euro-Xtian-Caucasian culture posed by this tea-drinking, chimbley-sweeping, bespoke-suited terror.

Blankley's full, charming, Katherine Harris-referencing email, after the jump. Read it aloud in your best James Mason impression!

Significantly less breathless update: Eric Pfeiffer writes in to assure us that he is decidedly not an "all-around nice guy." Don't you people have a money-losing paper to put out?

Dear Wonkette,

As a faithful reader of your blog (though not a blogger myself--as you may not be aware), I have come to rely on your careful reporting to round out my understanding of the political scene each day. Your macaca reportage is assuredly pulitzer eligible. And your Katherine Harris coverage (particularly the horse straddle graphic) is for the ages.

But somehow, your intensive editing process missed a small mistake regarding this morning's coverage of me. You correctly cite my opposition to illegal immigration, but chastise me for not then deporting myself back to England--from whence I came. Your error, pardonable though it may be, is to assume I am an illegal immigrant. Otherwise, of course, your entire comment would be demagoguery of the rankest order--which heaven forfend it surely couldn't be.

Here are the facts. I was a legal immigrant from England, having arrived on the Queen Mary as a lad, and I am honored to be a naturalized American citizen. I encourage non-Americans of all colors and mentalities who wish to become Americans to follow the same method of immigration. And, by the way, there is no better way to arrive than on the Queen Mary--if only she was still sailing.

Cheers,

Tony Blankley

Earlier: Breaking: Pat Buchanan Wary of Brown People, 'Times' Reports

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