This just in: Kaili Joy Gray has gone MAD with power and promoted herself to executive editor of Wonkette. (Yes, apparently that's something you can do. Who knew?) Bwahahahahahaha.


What does this mean for you, dear readers? Pretty much nothing at all, you probably won't even notice the difference. We will still be your favorite mommyblog recipe hub with dick jokes. You're welcome.

What does this mean for Yr Wonkette? That our beloved Editrix, who is still and forever will be our beloved Editrix, will not have to spend 27 hours a day writing and editing for your reading pleasure and will have more time to do behind-the-scenes business lady things to make Wonkette even more better and to yell at you to stop yelling at her about ads. (Seriously, cut that out. We heard you the first trillion times.)

Let us now answer some of your anticipated questions like we are mind readers. Yes, you will get to read Kaili's words on a more regular basis. Lucky you. No, she will not get rid of ads, stop asking, Jesus Christ. Yes, you will be able to email Kaili at Kaili at wonkette dot com with your deep thoughts, tips, complaints, and glowing praise. No, she will not actually read your emails. (Okay, maybe she will.) Yes, she will still tell you when she is Mad. About A Thing. However, she will not do that every single day because she will be AP-stylebooking posts like a BOSS and doing other things that executive editors do, whatever that is, who knows, we'll figure that out, hopefully it involves lots of drinking.

In addition to our new and improved site design -- shut UP, we like it, you should too -- there may be other new and improved improvements coming your way in the coming months. We'd tell you now, but then we'd have to kill you, so you should #ff @Wonkette and Like! us on MyFacePlace to keep yourselves in the know.

That is all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

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