BREAKING: YOUR THUMBS (HA HA HA)
DON'T PANIC. YOU GET TO KEEP USING YOUR BLACKBERRIES FOR LIKE ANOTHER MONTH AT LEAST.
A federal judge delayed ruling on the shutdown of the popular Blackberry wireless e-mail service, giving the company that developed it and its 3.2 million users in the United States another reprieve in a long-running legal dispute.
And now you regret selling all your R.I.M. stock, right?
But before you get too comfortable, you oughtta know that an injunction has been filed against American pants manufacturers claiming a prior patent on pleats. ONCE AGAIN, DC IS THROWN INTO CHAOS!