Brian Fischer Done Thinking About Boy Scouts' Buttocks For Now, Has Thoughts On Ladies Instead


Do you live in one of the 40 percent of households that is headed by a broad? Well Brian Fischer of the American Patriarchy Association does not care if he is "politically incorrect," he is gonna tell ya like it is, and that is that the heavenly FATHER, one certain Mr. Man-Type-Person GOD, set it up in the Bibble that chicks should shut up and make their husbands a sammich and focus on the home, because that is what their cute little brains were made for, and stop earning more than their men, because it hurts the men's scrotal fortitude. It is much better to let the children go hungry than for a woman to outearn her man, since hunger in America does not exist. Sorry, ladeez, but that is just Science Bible Fact.

But what if you don't even HAVE a man to out-earn, hussy? Well, er, uh. Hmmmm. If Brian Fischer addresses a topic, and RightWingWatch does not clip it and put it on Youtube, does it exist? (No, it does not.) Anyway, we are pretty sure single mothers do not exist either, unless they are whores. So there is that, really.

We wish Fischer had given us a Bibble citation, for us to laugh at, because we are coming up plumb empty on the Bibble telling us that being Jobless and Poor is the correct way to lick and suck and slobber on men's egos until they grow firm and strong, except for that one embarrassing bit of scripture our sister had at her wedding about the man being the head of the woman like Christ is the head of the Church, and we almost threw up we could not believe they used that one, for real. What the fuck, even?

Anyway, ladies, please stop going to college, because you having brains is oppressing your menfolk, in addition to making you feminist prostitutes.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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