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Bristol Palin On Levi Johnston Baby News: 'I Said No Way, Shut Up!'

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HELLO. Have you heard all the important news that has been going on all week, like Barack Obama personally murdering Ann Romneywith his mommyblog, and some guy acting like he is a big Mr. Hero? WELL THERE IS MORE! Levi Johnston is having another baby y'all (you heard that here first-ish) and estranged babymama Bristol Palin has some well-considered thoughts! "I said no way, shut up!" she is reported to have exclaimed, followed by some other stuff.


But above all, Bristol's main fear is that Tripp will be humiliated at school. “I don’t want him to go to elementary school with 10 half-siblings,” she says. “That would really affect him,” [she said, totally projecting]. She adds, “I hope that this child is raised with two parents. He needs to step up to the plate and be there,” she sighs. “I thought he had learned his lesson the first time.”

So say we all, Bristol! It is outrageous when someone who is the unwed father of your little baby has babies with someone else long after you are together and when you are only just barely shacked up in your new "trial marriage" yourself! But how did Levi knock up his newest sweetiepie anyway? The Daily Caller has the scoop!

“There was a time we went to the cabin and forgot the birth control pills and, you know, about a month later we found out we were having a baby,” Johnston said. Yep, that will certainly do the trick.

[InTouchWeekly/DailyCaller]

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