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Bristol Palin Pretty Sure Pro-Choice People Are Murdering Pro-Life People, Or Something

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Do you ever feel like maybe Bristol Palin and her mom, Moose, areprojecting a little bit? Here, for instance, is "Bristol's" latest bloog post, about how she enjoys the Bible and choosing life, and how pro-choice people are constantly "spewing violence" toward pro-life folks. Like, they are probably murdering pro-life people right there in their church! Oh. Wait.


As I’ve mentioned, I love reading my Bible, especially if some verses really jump out at me. When they do, I’ll share them with ya!

Here’s the latest:

The mouth of the righteous is a fountain of life, but violence overwhelms the mouth of the wicked.” Proverbs 10:11

The part about “the mouth of the righteous” being the “fountain of life” totally reminds me of the wonderful activists in the pro-life movement!!!

On the other hand, it also makes me picture pro-abortion advocates and the violence they preach… it just makes me sick. They have “mouths of the wicked,” because they and [sic] spew so much violence toward people who are only trying to protect innocent life.

Choose life.

Surveyors marks; don't retreat -- reload. We imagine there's maybe one or two other examples of the violence spewed by the Palins pro-choice people, but we prefer to focus on actions, not words. Like the action of murdering abortion doctors, abortion security guards, and abortion receptionists!

ABORTION RECEPTIONISTS, STOP MURDERING YOURSELVES WITH MOUTHVIOLENCE!

Thank you.

[BristolsBlog]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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