Famous abstinence activist/teen mom Bristol Palin is hitting the lecture circuit to teach teen moms how to deal with the poverty that usually accompanies teen pregnancy: Go on the lecture circuit and make up to $30,000 perhour -- if your mom is famous wingnut Sarah Palin, that is. WE REPEAT: dumb teenager Bristol Palin, who would actually have to keep that fake job working part-time in a medical office if not for her TeeVee Clown Mother's Millions of Dollars, will make between $15,000 and $30,000 per appearance on the lecture circuit. [Reliable Source]