Bristol Palin Will Make $30K Per Speech Telling Teen Gals How To Poop Out Babies

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Ken Layne

May 18, 2010 03:14 PM

Famous abstinence activist/teen mom Bristol Palin is hitting the lecture circuit to teach teen moms how to deal with the poverty that usually accompanies teen pregnancy: Go on the lecture circuit and make up to $30,000 perhour -- if your mom is famous wingnut Sarah Palin, that is. WE REPEAT: dumb teenager Bristol Palin, who would actually have to keep that fake job working part-time in a medical office if not for her TeeVee Clown Mother's Millions of Dollars, will make between $15,000 and $30,000 per appearance on the lecture circuit. [Reliable Source]

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Ann Coulter's America Will Die if Baby Jails Go Away, So That's Something!

Also, she eats babies. Allegedly.

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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No, but like for real.

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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