Broken Metro Cars Mysteriously Keep Crashing

Totally unrelated photo of a Canadian train crash. - WonketteDuring Monday's outrageous multi-pronged multi-front terror attacks across America, the Metro system in our nation's capital was deliberately targeted. Due to the Main Stream Media Bias, you probably didn't even know a Metro car derailed near the Mount Vernon station and injured a bunch of people.

Since then, investigators have been lazily hunting the terrorists and now claim the culprit is actually a crappy passenger car. It seems that whenever a certain type of crappy passenger car is purchased and put on the Metro lines, it crashes.

Metro has just ordered a hundred more.

Are Troublesome Cars the Culprit? [WTOP]


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