What if they had to hold a sidewalk sale to buy a, uh, um. . . multifaceted post-Cold War foreign policy white paper?

And hey, kids, don't fall for those knock-off Brookings tees and shirtshirts. Sure, you can hardly tell the difference, but every time you buy one, it's like you're taking food out of Gregg Easterbrook's mouth. They also pill easily.