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Brown People Flee Arizona, RedState Declares 'Mission Accomplished'

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  • Hooray! Most of the Arizona Mexicans ran back to Mexico to harvest their taco farms, and the rest of them fled to Utah and joined the Mormon Church. [RedState]


  • From this moment on, the default setting for every new New York driver's license is DONATE ALL MY ORGANS TO ACORN. [Hit & Run]

  • AriZona Iced Tea is made by hipsters in Brooklyn and not by evil bigots in Arizona, okay? So please don't boycott this AriZona iced tea; it really has very little to do with Arizona. [Daily Intel]

  • Why won't America-hating WikiLeaks leak the most important story of the century ("Terrorists Are Mean, Too")? [Weekly Standard]

  • Jon Stewart wins a Matt Yglesias Merit Badge for disrespecting the iPad and calling Steve Jobs a geeky iVersion of Howard Hughes. [The Daily Dish]

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Look, it is your afternoon Nice Times at the Supreme Court! It is also your WUT and HUH Times, with Justices Thomas, Sotomayor, Kagan and Gorsuch joining in an opinion by RBG tossing a challenge to Virginia's new, fair districts. Go know!

After the 2010 Census, Republicans in the Virginia House of Delegates did what they do best -- they stole more elections, redrawing the electoral map to ensure themselves a supermajority for all eternity. Why let the voters choose their representatives when the representatives can pick their own voters as the founders intended, right? Voters in 12 of the affected districts sued the Virginia State Board of Elections in 2014 to invalidate the districts as illegal racial gerrymanders, and the House of Delegates intervened in Bethune-Hill v. Va. State Bd. of Elections to support the Board and defend its own power.

After extensive litigation including a trip up to the Supreme Court in 2017, the District Court in the Eastern District of Virginia tossed 11 of the districts as illegal racial gerrymanders and ordered the maps redrawn in 2018. At which point, the Commonwealth of Virginia noped out and quit defending the old, craptastic districts, which should have been the end of it.

BUT NO. The Virginia House of Delegates, which is still held by the GOP despite their party netting nine percent fewer votes than Democrats in the 2017 election, vowed to fight on.

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