Brown People Flee Arizona, RedState Declares 'Mission Accomplished'
Hooray! Most of the Arizona Mexicans ran back to Mexico to harvest their taco farms, and the rest of them fled to Utah and joined the Mormon Church. [RedState]
From this moment on, the default setting for every new New York driver's license is DONATE ALL MY ORGANS TO ACORN. [Hit & Run]
AriZona Iced Tea is made by hipsters in Brooklyn and not by evil bigots in Arizona, okay? So please don't boycott this AriZona iced tea; it really has very little to do with Arizona. [Daily Intel]
Why won't America-hating WikiLeaks leak the most important story of the century ("Terrorists Are Mean, Too")? [Weekly Standard]
Jon Stewart wins a Matt Yglesias Merit Badge for disrespecting the iPad and calling Steve Jobs a geeky iVersion of Howard Hughes. [The Daily Dish]