We're sure there's an excellent reason that neither KE04 nor one of those shadowy 527s are running these brilliant Errol Morris ads. Like, uhm, people will think Kerry is some kind of proprietary OS and they'll have to buy all new software. But Morris's Apple switcher ads didn't give us chills. . .

Okay, maybe the one with that stoned 13-year-old. . .

Wanted: A 527 [ErrolMorris.com]