Bush Dons Rose Garden-Colored Glasses
Bush puts it all in perspective: "I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future."
And Kerry says Bush can't run on his own record! We sense a new campaign slogan in the works: "Bush-Cheney 04: At Least You're Not Being Beheaded."
UPDATE: You thought I made it up, didn't you? As they say: Sadly, no.