Overheard at a downtown restaurant:
Television Journalist: Oh, at least one of the Bush girls is hot.
Online Journalist: Jenna, right?
Television Journalist: Of course.
Online Journalist: If by "hot," you mean, "seems like she'd be easy."
Magazine Journalist 1: They only appear hot in comparison to their parents.
Magazine Journalist 2: Actually, I think Laura is sort of hot.
Television Journalist: Are you kidding me? Sure! A cold night, a warm comforter. . . Rrrrowwr!