Where in the world is George Bush? Now the media is claiming that he's in totally fake places: Bratislava? What the fuck? In any event, the Slovak press is reporting that George and Laura both neglected to remove their gloves (in below-freezing weather) to shake hands with the Slovak president and prime minister, which is apparently oh-so-insulting to their people. We're sure this "scandal" will last nearly 30 seconds. They're just lucky George didn't show up wearing just a jockstrap and a cowboy hat. — C.S.