Bush Impeached! (In This One Guy's Mind)
Justice at last! George W. Bush is about to be impeached and arrested, or vice versa -- for trying to murder some guy at Boeing, or something.
Obviously, due to Supreme Court case 05-140, Nancy Pelosi has to order the Police to immediately seize the president and put him on trial.
The case was apparently thrown out last month. That's probably what "The motions for leave to file petitions for rehearing are denied" means, right? But we're as anxious to see Bush convicted of murder as any patriotic American, so we'll show you the whole press release, after the jump.
Press Statement - April 02, 2007.
Evidence in US Congress of impeachable crimes by President Bush
Evidence has been presented to the United States Congress of a plot and two failed attempts to kidnap and murder the President's adversary in a three-year court battle.
During 2005/2006 President Bush found himself as defendant in the US Supreme Court (case no. 05-140) for covering up multiple and serious felonies committed by high officials of his administration. On February 9, 2006, criminal charges were filed in the same Supreme Court case against the President and other officials for illegally removing the evidence of criminal wrongdoing and for obstructing the course of justice.
The Whitehouse immediately responded by:
* Removing these additional filings from the court record - illegally tampering with court evidence.
* Embarking upon a campaign of intimidation and retaliation against the plaintiff in the court case - illegally tampering with a witness to crimes.
* Embarking on two attempts to kidnap with the intent to murder the plaintiff. Both these attempts failed.
The United States Congress has now been provided detail and evidence of these felonies and is mandated by the constitution and statutes [28USC592(g)] to appoint an independent counsel and to commence impeachment proceedings against the President. A copy of a letter sent to Hon. Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, is provided below. Similarly worded letters have been sent to every member of the United States Congress.
Further information may be obtained from the writer. Also refer to the website www. anthonykeyter.com.
Statement Released By:
Anthony P. Keyter
Gig Harbor, Washington