Bush Kills. Laughs-Wise, We Mean...
Bush was a real cut-up in today's C-SPAN interview, replying to host Brian Lamb's query about seeing the "ghosts of past presidents" with the quip that he "quit drinking in '86." And the punchlines kept coming. Take, for instance, his response to Lamb's question about government oversight over broadcast content: "As a free speech advocate. . . " he began.
We laughed until we stopped.
We kid. Of course the president is a free speech advocate. Except when it comes to lesbian bunny rabbits. Bunnies who visit lesbians. Or maybe it's ghostly bunnies and drinking lesbians. Something like that. The government should totally protect us from them.
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