Bush Opts for Faith-based Easter Message

ebasket.jpgHow best to celebrate the bodily resurrection of Christ? The booming Easter basket industry is in unanimous agreement: NASCAR-branded swag. Missing out on this angle completely, President Bush sends a more faith-based message to believers: "I send greetings to all those celebrating Easter, the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. Through His sacrifice and triumph over death, Christ lifted the sights of humanity forever. In His teachings, the poor have heard hope, the proud have been challenged, and the weak and dying have found assurance. Today, the words of Jesus continue to comfort and strengthen Christians around the world." Medicare, on the other hand, is looking kind of shaky.

A Basket Full of Branded Toys for Easter [WaPo]

President's Easter Message [White House]

Treasury: Medicare Harder to Fix Than Social Security [Reuters]


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