Bush To Resign At 5:45 P.M.
Ha ha, you wish. But he is making a "statement," and it just might be a farewell to Alberto ... or a pledge to send another 100,000 school-age troops for a Children's Crusade in the Middle East. Who really knows?
Meanwhile, Watergate legend and current White House counsel Fred Fielding has sent a very special letter to Leahy and Conyers, offering the usual unsworn midnight interviews with Rove, Harriet, etc., but only if the Senate and House operate with the lights off and everybody wears Jar Jar Binks' masks and the Medallion of Secrecy is waved over each doorway during the backwards-masked Pig Call.
Read the whole dumb thing, after the jump.