Bush to Take On Cold Weather, Winter to Last 4 Years

Ok, we're going to agree with Howard Mortman. This might be the dumbest press briefing question ever:

Q Presidents may not be able to predict the weather or change the weather, but is there anything that the President has been either briefed on about the current cold wave across the country, or any federal resources that are being brought to bear?

Come on, anyone who's been paying attention knows Bush has a secret plan to end the weather!

And a Follow-up: Is You Last Name Part of the Conspiracy? [Extreme Mortman]


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