CORRECTION: Jenna has a job. Click here for more details.
For a record 12th month in a row, the Bush Unemployment Index remains unchanged, with unemployment levels at 100%. This month there was a glimmer of good news, however, as Jenna Bush scored a brief interview with global apparel magnate Bono backstage at a recent U2 concert. No formal job offers to report yet, but at least she's out there networking. In today's tight job market, strategic personal contacts are vital. — GREG BEATO
Bush Twins Unemployment Index: May Edition [Wonkette]