It's soooooo like Gawker to only talk about politics when there's a venereal disease involved (or Vincent Gallo, same difference). But wouldn't it be somehow fitting for W. to have a "simplex"? OK, really, we don't know anything about herpes (as possible outcome of snorting coke, no less), but look at that gash! What's going on at the White House after lights out? Laura, you naughty, naughty, girl.