But-terstick! But-terstick! But-terstick!
Vote early, vote often, vote for the only panda name worth having: "Dragon Mountain"? "Magnificent"? Great monikers-- for a Chinese drag queen. Our little bundle of fuzz deserves better -- I mean, "butter." Tom at Unrequited Narcissism has hacked a way to bring American-style democracy to the National Zoo, allowing anyone who believes in justice to write in "Butterstick." Rigged ballots, racism, illegal voter intimidation! It's like Florida all over again -- maybe we can trick the old people into voting for the fatty food, too...
UPDATE/PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: No matter what the name, please resist the urge to rub a baby panda on your ass.