But What Will K-Lo's Reaction Be To This New Yorker Cover Of Anthony Weiner's Danger Dong?


Some time back in the late Pleistocene era (last month? that is how time works, correct?) the United States Supreme Court was all like nah mang, teh ghey, they are people we guess, and the New Yorker responded with a charming cover showing Original Bachela's Ernie and Bert in an affectionate cuddle. Some peoplesimply did not care for this! (And not all of them were K-Lo, even!)

When Ernie and Bert sat in the dark, watching the news like any old boring marrieds, K-Lo responded with two words: Innocence. Lost.

What will she think of this giant penis disguised as the Empire State Building?

  • Text. Me.

The end.

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