But Why Is Barack President Of Vermont?
CNN has already called it big for Handsome Barack Obama, of course. Lou Dobbs even knows somebody in Vermont, probably an illegal Mexican of some kind. This is important because everyone in Vermont is super-duper white, except for Lou Dobbs' special friend, and St. Barack won 62% of the White People. Also, the women voted for Barack, 57% for the Handsome One. But Hillary almost nearly won the senior citizen vote. Ha ha, not really, she won 38% of the old people. Speaking of: What's his name, the very old man with no money, John McCain, he has won the Vermont GOP primary. [Associated Press]