See You At the Obama Birther Rally!

Hot on the pristine white velcro tennis-shoe'd heels of Glenn Beck's weekendSlob Picnic/miracle, the Birthers have announced that they too plan on rallying in our nation's beleaguered capital. Hooray!

The "Obama Birth Certificate/Eligibility/ObamaCare" rally happens October 23 ("1023") at the U.S. Capitol and is being organized by Philip J. Berg, Esquire, founder of and "the first Attorney who filed suit against Barack H. Obama challenging Obama’s lack of 'qualifications' to serve as President of the United States." Take that, unoriginal follower-person Orly Taitz.

Details about speakers and activities are still being worked out, but here's what we know: Everyone who comes is supposed to bring a copy of their birth certificate to ... show it off to doubters and haters? Trade it with others for more valuable birth certificates? Have Philip J. Berg sew them together into a beautiful quilt for TRUTH? We'll surely find out why, and soon! Also, gatherers will set about "exposing Soetoro/Obama and demanding that he proves that he is 'Constitutionally eligible' to be President, or for the benefit of the 308 million citizens of the United States, to resign from office." How they will achieve this remains as mysterious as Obama's origins, but it probably involves Obama showing up to the rally and taking polite, boundary-respecting questions about his citizenship from the audience.

In marketing his funfest, Berg is referring to himself as "We the People" instead of "Philip J. Berg," because it sounds good. So, uh, how about you just pay "the People" some money if you want this "Peaceful Revolution" to happen and we get this thing going mmmkay?:

The cost of the Rally in Washington is expensive. We must raise Fifty Thousand [$50,000.00] Dollars to cover the cost of the Rally including advertising this important event.

You better do it, before Barry Soetero turns this place into Kendonesia and all of our birth certificates become worthless. []


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