California Sheriff's Dept. Warns of Cartoon Bear Pictures On Internet

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Even a serious political web magazine on the Internet such as your Wonkette knows about Pedobear, the dumb anime character cruelly repurposed by 4chan as the symbol of lecherous 18-year-old dorks chasing alleged 15-year-old girls around chat rooms. But the Sheriff's Department of San Luis Obispo County has apparently never heard of such important cultural icons:


KSBY TeeVee News has this very serious report:

The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department is warning parents about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by pedophiles and sexual deviants.

The Pedo Bear began as an online Japanese cartoon character, and is known for his "lecherous nature" towards prepubescent children. Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot.

Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on the Central Coast, individuals dressed in the bear costume and car decals have been seen in Southern California.

Uhh ....

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