banksy_chequebook.jpgDear Congressional staffers who have have made over 1,000 edits to Wikipedia:

Now that you've managed to get the full range of Senate and House IP addresses banned from editing Wikipedia, please do consider taking the time you previously spent defacing an online encyclopedia and use it sending us your various smears and defamatory comments. You needn't bother with the whitewashed biographies (you didn't think anyone would notice that the section on Bob Taft's criminal convictions happened to go missing one morning?), but we would be more than happy to print your observations that, say, Virginia Congressman Eric Cantor "smells of cow dung."

Just because the fuddy-duddys at Wikipedia won't let you add Scott McClellan's name to the article on douches doesn't mean your harmless, taxpayer-funded pranks have to stop!

You know how to reach us, and you know we're shameless.


Dave and Alex

Rewriting History Under the Dome [Lowell Sun]

Request for Comment: United States Congress [Wikipedia]

Douche [Wikipedia]


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