Campaign Reporters Officially Out Of Questions, Time For Everyone To Come Home

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April 05, 2012 04:17 PM

NEW: Romney just said that Augusta National should admit women as members, our @peterhambycnn reports. #GenderWars #tcot #tlot
— Lisa Desjardins (@LisaDCNN) April 5, 2012

Romney says "of course" women should be admitted to Augusta National, per @GarrettNBCNews.
— Mike O'Brien (@mpoindc) April 5, 2012

Romney just told reporters on the ropeline that women should be admitted to Augusta National
— Peter Hamby (@PeterHambyCNN) April 5, 2012

Women at Augusta? Romney says "yes" - full report here:abcn.ws/HjiLGp
— Emily Friedman (@EmilyABC) April 5, 2012

Well, here's the big breaking news today: Mitt Romney answered the easiest question in history about the dumb issue of whether plutocratic female CEOs should be allowed to apply for membership at a golf course in Georgia.

Look, Emily at ABC has the full report! And Lisa at CNN fixes this nicely into a "Gender Wars" hashtag narrative. Great work, all around. Now let's cancel campaign trail coverage for a couple of months, starting tomorrow. Any last pressing questions for Mitt Romney? "Would you like people to vote for you instead of Barack Obama in the election," maybe?

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