Campbell Brown Engaged to Dan Senor

MrssenorAnother successful woman who is not as smart as Maureen Dowd! We hear that NBC anchorlady Campbell Brown is hanging up her goodtime-girl spurs and getting coalitional with one-time government spokeshunk Dan Senor, currently a Fox New contributor and Jeff Zeleny impersonator. We have been told, repeatedly, that Brown is a girl after our own liver and other body parts (though hers are prettier) so though we are very tempted to make a knocking boots joke, we'll just advise her: Being married means always having someone to hold your hair back.


UPDATE: Apparently, she announced this on the Weekend Today Show. We're still considering it a scoop.

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