Cancer Stick

Smoke On A Stick

[Jason Reed/Reuters]

It's true: Everyone looks cooler smoking. We knew the pressures of early fame would push Butterstick into bad habits. On the plus side: He could stunt his growth, rendering him adorably pint-sized for years to come.


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