Capitol and WH Evacuated

Fox is reporting there's been an "incursion of airspace." Eyewitnesses say there's lots of running and screaming, which seems appropriate. At Wonkette HQ, we're hearing jets flyover.


Capitol, White House Evacuated [AP]

UPDATE: CNN reports: Fighter jets circled a small, one-engine plane and fired two "warning flares." (They apparently got Bernie Shaw out of retirement to report this.)

Evacuation over, everyone's headed back in.

Also: The President was on a bike ride.


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