Capitol Hill Awash In April Fool's Hijinks
Heard on the Hill: The Twin Cities are staying up past their bedtime for the Republican Convention...Chris Bellstill doesn't likeBarack Obama...The Rolling Stones satisfy both sides of the aisle. [ Roll Call ]
Reliable Source: Hillary Clintonis heavily quoted in former classmateSteve Goodman'sbio...D.C. lose oneJack Quinn, keeps the other. [ WP ]
Yeas and Nays: Green Party candidateCynthia McKinneyneeds to watch her sound bites...IfPresident Bushattended your dinner, he's taking the credit...Every Senator wants to be the first. [ Examiner ]
In the Know: Congressmen go to jail, but stay on the other side of the bars...It looks like the end of The 2nd Amendments...For the record,Nancy Pelosidid receive a birthday cake...The Capitol's security beefs up to prevent falling tourists. [ The Hill ]
Shenanigans: John Boehnerpunks us all for April Fool's Day...Chris Shayswould never leaveBabs...Bill PressendorsesRalph Nader, turns around and laughs...More VP talk...Former press secretary toRep. Rick Renzi Melissa Middleswothdoesn't let a scandal stop her from moving on up. [ Politico ]