Today's forwarded-to-everybody comedy gold from Congress:Ha ha. But a group opposed to the "Alien Gangs" bill says it's just another Homeland Security police-state power grab:

The third part of the bill, the "Alien Gang Removal Act," also gives the government broad, unchecked powers. It gives the Attorney General the ability to designate any group as a "gang," and then punish an individual for belonging to that group -- regardless of whether the individual committed a crime.

H.R.6094 TITLE III [ALIEN GANG REMOVAL ACT OF 2006]