Capitol Police Officer Suspended in Possible Link to Fires

the new LAPDRoll Call has confirmed through anonymous sources that U.S. Capitol Police Officer Karen Emory has been suspended from duty, although it's unclear whether the measure is related to recent bathroom fires in congressional office buildings. A Capitol Police spokeswoman declined comment on the issue, saying "We don't discuss personnel matters." Emory was the reporting officer on at least one of the fires, so clearly she... umm... started all of them and wants to burn down America, office bathroom by office bathroom. [Roll Call]

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