Capitol Police Taking All That Tea Home To Enjoy
Wonkette operative/Capitol Spy "Valkyrie" sends this chilling report: "Just saw Capitol Hill police officers surrounding a guy and checking inside his metal basket cart. As I passed by, I looked inside, and the cart was filled with confiscated tea bags in little evidence bags, and the police officers were taking their pick. Fat cats." Thanks, teabaggers, for providing our nation's Capitol Cops with a selection of tasty herbal teas!