Superhero Lawyer Captain Justice Explains To Government That They Have To Be Called The Government Because That is Their Name
So let's say you're a government prosecutor in Tennessee. Just bear with us. We wouldn't want to be one either. And as the government, you go to court a lot since it is your job to prosecute people. So far, so good. But then let's say you're feeling a bit behind the 8-ball in your current case, a bit worried about your chances since you only win almost all of the time. Poor you, government. So what do you do? You file the world's most annoying, and likely in the top ten of stupid, Hail Mary motions and whinge about how you shouldn't be called "the government" anymore because it makes you sad.
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