Your Wonkette just tried to sign up forTeamSarah.org, to learn more about "American values in action" and make some new friends, and the sign-up page told us to type in the words "new whoppers" to make the anti-spam captcha thingie Go Boom.

What is the Internet trying to say here -- that maybe Sarah Palin and "new whoppers" somehow go together? We reloaded the page to get more flattering captchas ("beautiful lady," "best mom") and only received other, terrible ones: "was donuts," "badness he," and "cadillac manner." Is America's grizzliest mama being hax0red again, or is her propaganda being haunted by mean-spirited goblins? So unfair.