Caption Contest? Or Face-Punching Contest? You Decide!

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We have decided not to start off this post by reminding you how terrible you all are at caption contests. Negative reinforcements like that, for instance, would be a bad way to get your child to be able to read more gooder, or your husband to stop being a total dick. It's just that we are always so surprised at how terrible you are at caption contests! You are the funniest, bestest, most terrible Terrible Ones in the whole wide Internet -- you are funnier than we are, and we're fucking hilarious! So we will not do that. Instead, we will ameliorate your Caption Contest impotence by inviting you to have a Face-Punching Contest instead, with this picture what Eric Cantor just tweeted out about these assholes waiting to "negotiate" (take their government and go home) with the Senate.


Punch away!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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