Caption Contest! Paul Ryan Is Your New Mr. Cool Disguise


The fine people at Videogum have been keeping track of the various Mr. Cool Disguises ever since Charlie Sheen (who else?) invented the Cool Disguise. And now here, courtesy of Buzzfeed, is Paul Ryan, circumventing the press before the Romney campaign leaked his human identity all over Twitter. (Because they are bad at campaigning.)

Won't you give him a caption, so mama can go to brunch? Here, we'll start:

Angus from ACDC performs "Barack Is Black."

See? That was terrible! You do better, ok? Winner gets to be the winner.


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