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Car Robber Congressman Saddened By Focus On One Teensy Little Remark

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Renownedcar thief and Chairman of the House Oversight Committee Darrell Issa thinks it is terribly unfair that your panties are in such a wad just because some bloated drug addict called a nice young co-ed a "slut," when the real attacks are on Religious zzzzzzz.


Wrote Issa to Elijah Cummings, the ranking minority member of said committee, "I am struck by your clear failure to recognize your own contributions to the denigrations of this discussion and attacks on people of religious faith," before continuing on at length about "disingenuous" and "inflammatory" rhetoric and even "disgusting" "personal attacks" of the anatomical variety on the women on his staff. (Heh. Staff.)

What? Attacks on women? Your editrix is horrified and appalled to think that such things could happen to women in the US -- or at least to good GOP women who clearly do not consume their birth control by the barrel. (As Gordo Lardbucket has pointed out, the sluttier you are, the more Pills you must take, because Science.)

Then Darrell Issa cried a bunch, because he is a giant crybaby, who cries.

[TPM]

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