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Carte Goodwin Is West Virginia's New Sexy Robert Byrd

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West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin is"tapping" his 36-year-old former chief counsel Carte Goodwin to hold Robert Byrd's Senate seat smokin' hot for him until Manchin runs for it himself in a special election in November. So this Carte man will be the one to vote to continue your unemployment benefits, sexily, though not quite as sexily as Byrd did. Surprisingly, Goodwin is currently a practicing lawyer and just happens to come from a "prominent West Virginia family" (barons of the muskrat industry). [AP]

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