Perhaps you've heard about Carville's yolky money shot over the weekend. Whatever pleasure we got from it, however, was dampened by the knowledge that the man has no shame. He's like a 9-year-old running around with his underpants on his head. You know, most adults have to be on reality television in a bikini to embarrass themselves like that. . . by those standards, egg-on-the-face is pretty tame, but Carville did all his shit-eating in the 90s.