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Catholic League President and sole known member Bill "I think more about gay sex than any gay person ever has" Donohue has some Very Serious Concerns about the propriety of allowing gay groups to participate in next year's St. Patrick's Day parade in New York City. You see, after 25 years, several of the most recent marked by intense eye-rolling and heavy sighs from people who aren't raving haters, the parade is finally lifting its ban on openly gay marchers. But wait just a danged minute, says Donohue. In an interview with SiriusXM Progressive Radio's Michelangelo Signorile, Donahue fretted that gays -- you know how those gays are -- might simply lose control of themselves and start masturbating furiously all over the parade route, as one does sometimes?


"The question is, ‘Will the gays behave?’ Gays have been known to take their clothes off in the parade," Donohue told Signorile. "They can’t keep their pants on sometimes when they march in the gay pride parade.”

Like some kind of apologist for the Gay Agenda, Signorile countered that with all the drunkenness, vomiting, and occasional lewdness on the part of straight parade participants and viewers, the gays would prolly fit in just fine. As it were.