CBS: Rich People Like Each Other
wonkette: CBS: Clinton, who says she's "always been a praying person," has moved into the territory John Edwards had hoped to claim as the moderate Democrat who cares about average American.
wonkette: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
wonkette: ONE MODERATE DEMOCRAT, ONE AVERAGE AMERICAN
operative: we must find this average american
operative: do you think it's a 40-year old white male?
wonkette: i bet he lives in phoenix
operative: phoenix or atlanta
wonkette: Biden is the moderate democrat who is smarter than the average american
wonkette: he can frequently be seen stealing the average american's pic-a-nic basket
wonkette: "Clinton has worked hard to take the edge off her reputation as a card-carrying liberal."
operative: THANK GOD
wonkette: card-carrying is not even specific to actual organizations anymore! it's all-purpose!
operative: Where do I get one of those cards?
operative: AND CAN THE GOVERNMENT PAY FOR IT?
wonkette: you have to send in boxtops from organic cereal
operative: would several hundred bottle caps from fancy-schmancy beer work?
wonkette: as long as it's not domestic
wonkette: "always been a praying person."
wonkette: wtf hillary
wonkette: not even "I have always been a christian."
operative: well, she doesn't want to piss off too many Jews.
operative: what with their wads of cash.
wonkette: a "praying person," which sounds distressingly like she's going to EAT YOU AFTER SHE MATES WITH YOU
operative: oh, god. can't she just eat me first?
wonkette: SOMEONE WARN RUPERT MURDOCH