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hillrupe.jpgwonkette: CBS: Clinton, who says she's "always been a praying person," has moved into the territory John Edwards had hoped to claim as the moderate Democrat who cares about average American.


wonkette: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

operative: jesus

wonkette: ONE MODERATE DEMOCRAT, ONE AVERAGE AMERICAN

operative: we must find this average american

operative: do you think it's a 40-year old white male?

wonkette: i bet he lives in phoenix

operative: phoenix or atlanta

wonkette: Biden is the moderate democrat who is smarter than the average american

wonkette: he can frequently be seen stealing the average american's pic-a-nic basket

wonkette: "Clinton has worked hard to take the edge off her reputation as a card-carrying liberal."

operative: THANK GOD

wonkette: card-carrying is not even specific to actual organizations anymore! it's all-purpose!

operative: Where do I get one of those cards?

operative: AND CAN THE GOVERNMENT PAY FOR IT?

wonkette: you have to send in boxtops from organic cereal

operative: would several hundred bottle caps from fancy-schmancy beer work?

wonkette: as long as it's not domestic

wonkette: "always been a praying person."

wonkette: wtf hillary

wonkette: not even "I have always been a christian."

operative: well, she doesn't want to piss off too many Jews.

operative: what with their wads of cash.

wonkette: a "praying person," which sounds distressingly like she's going to EAT YOU AFTER SHE MATES WITH YOU

operative: oh, god. can't she just eat me first?

wonkette: SOMEONE WARN RUPERT MURDOCH

Rupert Murdoch Loves Hillary Clinton [CBS]

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