Celebrate The Magic Of 9/11 With Commemorative Cash!
Here is some terribly offensive bit of non-circulating Liberian currency. It's a $20 "Silver Leaf Coin-Certificate," but nine plus eleven equals twenty, so that's what they have on the back of the bill. You do the math: as we all suspected, the September 11th attacks were perpetrated by Liberian Masons, backed by Rudy 9iu11iani and a renegade band of numismatists, so that Sean Hannity could have hisentire salary paid in these weird silver bills. The first person to get this tattooed on his or her back gets 40 million Truck Nutz courtesy of Wonkette. [9/11 Coin Certificate]