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Oh golly, a coterie of unpaid Hill interns has discovered a pair of famous Movie Stars walking around our Washington D.C.! Everyone loves the Movies, right? Well let's share a Hill intern's e-mail about famous liberals Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie having a sexy threesome with Nancy Pelosi today, and maybe some of you can send in pictures, or whatever it is one sends to a blog. (Pornography.)


So, you may or may not have heard but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in town working on who knows what save the children of the world policy. Apparently they're staying at the Four Seasons (where Ms. Jolie nourished her 90 pound body with a martini while everyone else had 3+ course meals) and Brad had a rendez-vous with Speaker Pelosi today. He went in her Capitol office around 3 and slipped out a side door around 4. Now, is that any way to treat young unpaid interns such as myself and the 30 or so other girls who patiently waited?

Yes, that is precisely how young unpaid Hill interns are supposed to be treated. It is basically in the contract.

In related news, apparently Angelina was at the National Archives the other day filming her latest chef d'oeuvre, some spy movie that was apparently initially written with Tom Cruise in mind.

Oh boy! Hollywood! Maybe they are still here from Inauguration week.

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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