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Science has confirmed it: Jeff Gannon was not the Bush Administration's paid mouthpiece. Instead, he was a completely independent mouthpiece. Even when strapped into an electric chair and tickled relentlessly, Gannon insisted he had no connections to the White House. Later, a polygraph test vindicated him too.


"Well, from journalist to journalist, we try to set the record straight," concluded the show's host, Rolanda Watts.

"Absolutely," replied the simulated Marine and sticky-fingered fact-gatherer. "The truth shall set you free."

Gannon Lie Detector Video [C & L]

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