Check-Kiting Con-Man Newt Gingrich Has Been Bouncing Checks To Everyone, Forever (VIDEO!)
AndBuzzfeed Wins Lunchtime with this epic old Public Service Announcement about how bankrupt fraud Newt Gingrich is a Congressman Joe Walsh-level monster who cheats everybody in the universe because he is a sociopath. The ad's got a catchy beat that you could dance to and great lyrics like "Newt Gingrich wrote a rubber check/To the IRS/That checked bounced like all the rest/This time for nine grand" and "Because bouncing checks is such hard work/He raised his pay 40 thou a year."
That is some good lyrics yo! But you guys, we are worried! We are starting to think Newt Gingrich might not be good with money! Gingrich for SecTreas! The end.
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