Cheney Also Ruining Stock Market
Dick Cheney's trail of death and destruction has now moved from Afghanistan -- where up to 23 people including several U.S. troops were killed in this morning's bomb attack-- to Wall Street. CNN reports on the global stock market collapse currently battering U.S. stocks and blames it on Cheney:
"News that Vice President Dick Cheney was the apparent target in a Taliban suicide bombing attack in Afghanistan added to the morning concerns."
The "vice" president's weird secret trip around the world to meet with terrorist leaders has now taken him to Oman, where he'll somehow destroy the world's oil production and hurtle the entire Earth into darkness.
Stock selloff deepens [CNN Money]
Cheney In Oman For Secret Talks [NY Post]